alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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rachliftrecover:

embracingwild:

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

I needed this

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humorrelated:

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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tankaramo:

“are you okay” no, next question

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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